I decided to have butt surgery after the local newspaper ran an editorial piece suggesting that my perfect posterior was dangerous because it had caused at least six car accidents.
(This is a little story I wrote and submitted to this zine about butts. I hope you like it.)
This might be the perfect story. Butts are great.
Lol, butts.
OMF!!!!! Lol, this had better get in the buttzine!