i'm afraid it's very serious

So I should be able to hit 10,000,000,000 by the end of the day, I think.

10,000,000,000 BY THE END OF THE DAY YEAHHHHHHHH LET’S DO THIS

Hello! Thanks so much to everyone that bought art or spread the word about the little art sale in my last post. I’ve unearthed another batch of originals that I’m putting up for sale because my bank account is still in pretty sad shape. Some of these I’ve been hanging onto for a while…

“What Happened To Your Head?” - $50 $40!!!
Ink and watercolors on 140 lb. cold press watercolor paper. Original is 6.75” x 5.5”.

“Great Things” - $50 $40!!!
Ink and watercolors on 140 lb. cold press watercolor paper. Original is 6” x 6.5”.

“Smoker” - $125 $100!!!
Ink and watercolors on 140 lb. cold press watercolor paper. Original is 11” x 8.5”.

“Tumblr” - $220 $180!!!
Ink and watercolors on 140 lb. cold press watercolor paper. Original is 11” x 15”. The URL at the bottom is NOT drawn onto the original, it was added in digitally later.

“General Mustache” - $120 $100!!!
Ink on 140 lb. cold press watercolor paper. Original is 15” x 11”.

“Naked Boobies” - $100 $80!!!
Ink on 140 lb. cold press watercolor paper. Original is 9.25” x 11”.

“The Man Who Does Not Age” - $80 $70!!!
Ink on 140 lb. cold press watercolor paper. Original is 8.5” x 11”.

“Comforting Woody Allen” - $80 $70!!!
Ink on 140 lb. cold press watercolor paper. Original is 8.5” x 11”.

There are still a few pieces left from the last batch too!

All drawings are unframed but will be packaged and shipped with the utmost care! If you’d like to buy anything here please send me an email saying which drawing you’re interested in. My email address is philintheblanks AT gmail DOT com. I’m just gonna do it first come first serve. I’ll take payments via paypal and will respond to emails with my paypal address. If you don’t have paypal let me know and we can try to work something else out. I’ll ask that you include a few extra bucks to help cover shipping costs and a few extra bucks on top of that for shipping if you don’t live in North America. Thanks so much!

Original Article

Hello friends!

The last couple months have left me with lots of unexpected expenses and not a ton of income. I do have some paychecks in sight somewhere on the horizon but they are…. well, still on the horizon. November is speeding towards us and that means I’ll soon have to fork over what little money I have left for rent/student loans/internet bill… you get the idea. I need to raise some money real fast if I want to continue living in an apartment and eating food. That means I’m putting a bunch of original art up for sale!

The four paintings I just posted are all for sale along with some other stuff. Check it all out on my blog. And please, spread the worddddd!

is the randomly selected winner of yesterday’s tumblr contest! Congratulations!

Just a couple hours left to enter the tumblr contest (see my previous post). I’ll announce the winner tomorrow!

Hello!

I somehow gained over 1,300 new followers since the last time I checked. Who the heck are you!? Tell me about yourself! (preferably in the form of a “reply”)